{"id":453,"date":"2021-08-30T14:49:39","date_gmt":"2021-08-30T19:49:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.therandompoet.com\/poems\/?p=453"},"modified":"2025-01-31T13:41:55","modified_gmt":"2025-01-31T19:41:55","slug":"polyethylene","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.therandompoet.com\/poems\/2021\/08\/30\/polyethylene\/","title":{"rendered":"Polyethylene Glycol 3350"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Petroleum has a target on its back.<br \/>\nBut petro is, to laxatives, a key ingredient.<br \/>\nIt means some leaders don&#8217;t use laxatives?<br \/>\nIt means they&#8217;re stuffed &#8211; ah &#8211; with you know what?<br \/>\nThat makes sense &#8211; the puzzle&#8217;s solved &#8211; the pieces they all fit!<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s clear, the petro killers are all full of &#8211; &#8211; &#8211; &#8211; (. . . . errr baloney that is).<\/p>\n<p>(The Random Poet:082917<br \/>\nwww.therandompoet.com)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Petroleum has a target on its back. But petro is, to laxatives, a key ingredient. It means some leaders don&#8217;t &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.therandompoet.com\/poems\/2021\/08\/30\/polyethylene\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Polyethylene Glycol 3350<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,26,32],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-453","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general-observations","category-haiku","category-pre-nov-5-2024"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.therandompoet.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/453","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.therandompoet.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.therandompoet.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.therandompoet.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.therandompoet.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=453"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/www.therandompoet.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/453\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2295,"href":"https:\/\/www.therandompoet.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/453\/revisions\/2295"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.therandompoet.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=453"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.therandompoet.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=453"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.therandompoet.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=453"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}