{"id":373,"date":"2017-03-21T10:35:09","date_gmt":"2017-03-21T15:35:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.therandompoet.com\/poems\/?p=373"},"modified":"2023-02-20T11:53:21","modified_gmt":"2023-02-20T17:53:21","slug":"oh-to-lance-a-cyst","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.therandompoet.com\/poems\/2017\/03\/21\/oh-to-lance-a-cyst\/","title":{"rendered":"Oh To Lance a Cyst"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hershey kisses that melt on a warm window sill,<br \/>\nin July on a hot summer day,<br \/>\nfor it&#8217;s just like the worries of some leaders in Springfield,<br \/>\nas their money concerns melt away.<\/p>\n<p>Just imagine the delightful relief when they heard,<br \/>\nof a plan being hatched by the Feds,<br \/>\nthat Medicaid grants could start rolling in,<br \/>\nto each state even those in the red.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;By God it&#8217;s a miracle!!&#8221; you can hear them cry out<br \/>\nas far away as Champaign.<br \/>\nFor just as an addict relieved with his fix,<br \/>\nmoney is Springfield&#8217;s cocaine.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s been decades now that this Structure of Power<br \/>\nhas ruled with an iron fist.<br \/>\nAnd look where it&#8217;s got us, Illinoisans held hostage,<br \/>\nby a decades old Structural Cyst.<\/p>\n<p>So if cash grants are made, or if taxes increased,<br \/>\nIllinoisans respectfully request &#8230;<br \/>\n&#8230; no new money comes &#8230; &#8217;til that Structural Cyst &#8230;<br \/>\nis properly lanced and addressed.<\/p>\n<p>(The Random Poet:030817<br \/>\nwww.therandompoet.com)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hershey kisses that melt on a warm window sill, in July on a hot summer day, for it&#8217;s just like &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.therandompoet.com\/poems\/2017\/03\/21\/oh-to-lance-a-cyst\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Oh To Lance a Cyst<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-373","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-illinois-residents-only"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.therandompoet.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/373","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.therandompoet.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.therandompoet.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.therandompoet.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.therandompoet.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=373"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.therandompoet.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/373\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3056,"href":"https:\/\/www.therandompoet.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/373\/revisions\/3056"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.therandompoet.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=373"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.therandompoet.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=373"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.therandompoet.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=373"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}