{"id":320,"date":"2017-01-05T16:28:35","date_gmt":"2017-01-05T22:28:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.therandompoet.com\/poems\/?p=320"},"modified":"2023-08-24T11:23:00","modified_gmt":"2023-08-24T16:23:00","slug":"in-need-of-a-script","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.therandompoet.com\/poems\/2017\/01\/05\/in-need-of-a-script\/","title":{"rendered":"In Need of a Script"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Celebrities bounce in their billowy bubbles &#8230; their noses stuck on the side.<br \/>\nWith eyes all agog, they emote from their blog,<br \/>\nthey&#8217;re frantic, you can hear all their cries.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s the end of the world, the demons are loose!&#8221; they bayed with the skill of their craft.<br \/>\nFor outside their bubble, they foresee only rubble,<br \/>\nand wail the world has gone daft.<\/p>\n<p>They gasped, they fumed, they shook with conviction, as they threatened to leave the U. S.<br \/>\nThen they lost the election, with their fans found rejection,<br \/>\nand from their bold threats they regressed.<\/p>\n<p>If ever again, they venture outside, those bouncy, billowy bubbles &#8230;<br \/>\nsince so hard to predict, what they say with no script &#8230;<br \/>\nmight be best, to bring out the Doubles.<\/p>\n<p>(The Random Poet:122916<br \/>\nwww.therandompoet.com)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Celebrities bounce in their billowy bubbles &#8230; their noses stuck on the side. With eyes all agog, they emote from &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.therandompoet.com\/poems\/2017\/01\/05\/in-need-of-a-script\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">In Need of a Script<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[23],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-320","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-misc-pre-2019"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.therandompoet.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/320","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.therandompoet.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.therandompoet.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.therandompoet.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.therandompoet.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=320"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.therandompoet.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/320\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1544,"href":"https:\/\/www.therandompoet.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/320\/revisions\/1544"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.therandompoet.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=320"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.therandompoet.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=320"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.therandompoet.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=320"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}