{"id":2791,"date":"2025-01-28T13:19:27","date_gmt":"2025-01-28T19:19:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.therandompoet.com\/poems\/?p=2791"},"modified":"2025-02-20T12:03:54","modified_gmt":"2025-02-20T18:03:54","slug":"the-barber-from-doge","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.therandompoet.com\/poems\/2025\/01\/28\/the-barber-from-doge\/","title":{"rendered":"The Barber From DOGE"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Musk gave Twitter a haircut  &nbsp;<br>and cut three fourths of its workers.  &nbsp;<br>But Twitterers noticed no difference,  &nbsp;<br>were there really that many shirkers? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So now Musk visits DOGE City, \u00a0<br>to check out some of the workers. \u00a0<br>Will a difference be noticed? \u00a0<br>might there be at least a few shirkers?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>(The Random Poet:01242025 <br>therandompoet.com) <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Musk gave Twitter a haircut &nbsp;and cut three fourths of its workers. &nbsp;But Twitterers noticed no difference, &nbsp;were there really &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.therandompoet.com\/poems\/2025\/01\/28\/the-barber-from-doge\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">The Barber From DOGE<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,31],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2791","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general-observations","category-post-nov-5-2024"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.therandompoet.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2791","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.therandompoet.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.therandompoet.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.therandompoet.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.therandompoet.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2791"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.therandompoet.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2791\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3042,"href":"https:\/\/www.therandompoet.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2791\/revisions\/3042"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.therandompoet.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2791"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.therandompoet.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2791"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.therandompoet.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2791"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}