{"id":2495,"date":"2024-07-07T16:36:15","date_gmt":"2024-07-07T21:36:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.therandompoet.com\/poems\/?p=2495"},"modified":"2025-01-31T12:28:19","modified_gmt":"2025-01-31T18:28:19","slug":"doh-its-the-groceries","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.therandompoet.com\/poems\/2024\/07\/07\/doh-its-the-groceries\/","title":{"rendered":"D&#8217;Oh! It&#8217;s The Groceries?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>It seemed for no apparent reason, my hands were oddly huge! <br>It was a shock while shopping and it left me quite confused. <br>And since I knew for certain that I wasn&#8217;t getting stronger &#8211; <br>I realized the cans and boxes just were getting smaller.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>(The Random Poet: 05022024 <br>therandompoet.com) <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It seemed for no apparent reason, my hands were oddly huge! It was a shock while shopping and it left &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.therandompoet.com\/poems\/2024\/07\/07\/doh-its-the-groceries\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">D&#8217;Oh! It&#8217;s The Groceries?<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,32],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2495","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general-observations","category-pre-nov-5-2024"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.therandompoet.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2495","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.therandompoet.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.therandompoet.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.therandompoet.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.therandompoet.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2495"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.therandompoet.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2495\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2703,"href":"https:\/\/www.therandompoet.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2495\/revisions\/2703"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.therandompoet.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2495"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.therandompoet.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2495"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.therandompoet.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2495"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}