{"id":2110,"date":"2024-04-15T11:28:33","date_gmt":"2024-04-15T16:28:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.therandompoet.com\/poems\/?p=2110"},"modified":"2025-01-31T12:38:27","modified_gmt":"2025-01-31T18:38:27","slug":"ol-joe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.therandompoet.com\/poems\/2024\/04\/15\/ol-joe\/","title":{"rendered":"Ol&#8217; Woeful Joe"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Poor Jill is sad, she didn&#8217;t know <br>the Left &#8216;oft eats its own.   <br>Joe&#8217;s time was up, he had to go,  <br>take naps and stay at home. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>With primaries done and several weeks  <br>before the big convention;  <br>just roll out Joe, have him debate  &nbsp;&nbsp; <br>and turn up all the tension. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Joe&#8217;s groupies know, Joe&#8217;s nearly toast &#8211; <br>he&#8217;s sleepy, old and stumbles.  <br>So now it&#8217;s time to blow Joe&#8217;s cover  <br>so all can her him mumble.  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>He&#8217;ll crash and burn, and he&#8217;ll get spurned, <br>&#8216;cuz he&#8217;s of no more use. <br>They&#8217;ll make him quit for his own good <br>to &#8216;stop Ol&#8217; Joe&#8217;s abuse&#8217;.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And just in time, as the convention   <br>starts to draw much closer; <br>Dem&#8217;s will pick and a brand new Star   <br>and put away the toaster.   <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The Random Poet:07052024                    <br>www.the randompoet.com) &nbsp;<br> <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Poor Jill is sad, she didn&#8217;t know the Left &#8216;oft eats its own. Joe&#8217;s time was up, he had to &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.therandompoet.com\/poems\/2024\/04\/15\/ol-joe\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Ol&#8217; Woeful Joe<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,32],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2110","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general-observations","category-pre-nov-5-2024"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.therandompoet.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2110","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.therandompoet.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.therandompoet.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.therandompoet.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.therandompoet.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2110"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.therandompoet.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2110\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2643,"href":"https:\/\/www.therandompoet.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2110\/revisions\/2643"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.therandompoet.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2110"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.therandompoet.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2110"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.therandompoet.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2110"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}