{"id":2085,"date":"2024-04-08T14:50:06","date_gmt":"2024-04-08T19:50:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.therandompoet.com\/poems\/?p=2085"},"modified":"2025-01-31T12:40:16","modified_gmt":"2025-01-31T18:40:16","slug":"energy-launder-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.therandompoet.com\/poems\/2024\/04\/08\/energy-launder-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Energy Laundering"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>A process used since ancient times <br>intended to deceive; <br>well known to cheats and scalawags &nbsp;&nbsp; <br>to hucksters and to thieves.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>First rob a bank &#8211; get some cash &#8211;         <br>then make it nice and clean.    &nbsp;&nbsp;         <br>Laundering is magical &#8211;                     <br>it cleans! &#8211; or so it seems.    <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Today there is a different trick   &nbsp;&nbsp;         <br>from gods of sun and wind.          <br>Skip the mining and refining &#8211;     &nbsp;&nbsp;         <br>use a little spin.   <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>First drill a hole &#8211; get oil and gas &#8211;          <br>then make it nice and clean.     &nbsp;&nbsp;         <br>Laundering is magical &#8211;            <br>it comes out labeled green.   <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>We&#8217;re headin&#8217; back to ancient times <br>and that won&#8217;t be a joke. <br>&#8216;Cuz if we cut our fossil fuel &#8211; \u00a0\u00a0 <br>our grid is gonna&#8217; choke.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>(The Random Poet:05312023           <br>www.therandompoet.com)  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt; selected sources include: www.eia.gov &#8211; us energy information association &#8211; weekly natural gas storage reports; www. energysage.com; www.genbiz.com &#8211; Problems with Solar and Wind Energy &#8211; Ashton Cohn &#8211; Aug 18, 2022 &gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; &nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A process used since ancient times intended to deceive; well known to cheats and scalawags &nbsp;&nbsp; to hucksters and to &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.therandompoet.com\/poems\/2024\/04\/08\/energy-launder-2\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Energy Laundering<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,32],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2085","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general-observations","category-pre-nov-5-2024"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.therandompoet.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2085","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.therandompoet.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.therandompoet.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.therandompoet.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.therandompoet.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2085"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/www.therandompoet.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2085\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2270,"href":"https:\/\/www.therandompoet.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2085\/revisions\/2270"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.therandompoet.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2085"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.therandompoet.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2085"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.therandompoet.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2085"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}