{"id":2069,"date":"2024-04-02T15:22:24","date_gmt":"2024-04-02T20:22:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.therandompoet.com\/poems\/?p=2069"},"modified":"2025-02-16T14:58:08","modified_gmt":"2025-02-16T20:58:08","slug":"warlocks-and-wizards","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.therandompoet.com\/poems\/2024\/04\/02\/warlocks-and-wizards\/","title":{"rendered":"Warlocks and Wizards"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Proc-lamation made for E &#8211; V trucks! <br>It&#8217;s absurd, check it out, trillions of dollars in cost. <br>Thoughtful transition with rational steps, that kind of thinking is lost. <br>You outta&#8217; juice? \u2013 brand new way to get stuck.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Proc-lamation made for E &#8211; V trucks! <br>Bigger batteries so lighter loads, mean more miles driven. <br>Where are the plans for charging stations? Are all the big plans hidden?! <br>You outta&#8217; juice? \u2013 brand new way to get stuck.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Proc-lamation made for E &#8211; V trucks! <br>Better build up the infrastructure \u2013 finished in just a few years? <br>Kill fossil fuels, use sunlight and wind \u2013 Hey! there&#8217;s nothing to fear?!!. <br>You outta&#8217; juice? \u2013 brand new way to get stuck.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Proc-lamation made for E &#8211; V trucks! <br>Where are the warlocks and wizards, who manage the wands and dream up the magic? <br>They&#8217;ll try to be findin&#8217; \u2013 a good place for hidin&#8217; when things begin to turn tragic. <br>You outta&#8217; juice? \u2013 brand new way to get stuck.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>(The Random Poet: 03202024                        <br>therandompoet.com)  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Proc-lamation made for E &#8211; V trucks! It&#8217;s absurd, check it out, trillions of dollars in cost. Thoughtful transition with &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.therandompoet.com\/poems\/2024\/04\/02\/warlocks-and-wizards\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Warlocks and Wizards<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,26,32],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2069","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general-observations","category-haiku","category-pre-nov-5-2024"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.therandompoet.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2069","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.therandompoet.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.therandompoet.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.therandompoet.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.therandompoet.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2069"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.therandompoet.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2069\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2144,"href":"https:\/\/www.therandompoet.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2069\/revisions\/2144"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.therandompoet.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2069"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.therandompoet.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2069"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.therandompoet.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2069"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}