{"id":2065,"date":"2024-04-02T12:08:18","date_gmt":"2024-04-02T17:08:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.therandompoet.com\/poems\/?p=2065"},"modified":"2025-02-16T14:58:20","modified_gmt":"2025-02-16T20:58:20","slug":"genderella","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.therandompoet.com\/poems\/2024\/04\/02\/genderella\/","title":{"rendered":"Let&#8217;s Be Friends (aka &#8211; Genderella)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Genderella &#8211; Genderella you&#8217;re a mighty daddy fella  <br>but it&#8217;s come to my attention that you&#8217;re something that you&#8217;re not! <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Well let me make a point to you &#8211; an observation overdue <br>that you are not within my skin so how are you to know what&#8217;s true?  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>But I have eyes and I can see the difference from a he and she                         <br>and based on that I clearly see that you for certain are a he. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And from the best that I can see, you speak for thee and not for me                          <br>so how can you in comfort claim that you know best what&#8217;s right for me?                        <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And so it went for hours more, predictable and quite a bore                           <br>with boilerplate and bromides too \u2013 with nothing either one could do. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>But both their mouths were getting dry and they both knew the reason why,                      <br>so off they walked into a bar \u2013 and each one ordered Hayden rye. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Now that was some discovery to find that they could both agree.            <br>They had a laugh together as they guessed how that could be. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>But it was getting awfully late and both of them were feeling great,                       <br>so as they parted they decided, meet again \u2013 they set a date. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And so they did, each month they&#8217;d meet \u2013 and the months turned into years.                        <br>They found with time they both grew close and as friends shed doubts and fears.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And then one month, just one arrived for he was sick and shortly died;                         <br>And upon inquiry, his friend found out \u2013 and sadly cried.   <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>(The Random Poet: 07012022                      <br>therandompoet.com) <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Genderella &#8211; Genderella you&#8217;re a mighty daddy fella but it&#8217;s come to my attention that you&#8217;re something that you&#8217;re not! &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.therandompoet.com\/poems\/2024\/04\/02\/genderella\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Let&#8217;s Be Friends (aka &#8211; Genderella)<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,32],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2065","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general-observations","category-pre-nov-5-2024"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.therandompoet.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2065","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.therandompoet.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.therandompoet.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.therandompoet.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.therandompoet.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2065"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.therandompoet.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2065\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2565,"href":"https:\/\/www.therandompoet.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2065\/revisions\/2565"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.therandompoet.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2065"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.therandompoet.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2065"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.therandompoet.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2065"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}