{"id":134,"date":"2016-09-25T15:43:34","date_gmt":"2016-09-25T20:43:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.therandompoet.com\/poems\/?p=134"},"modified":"2023-02-16T13:52:38","modified_gmt":"2023-02-16T19:52:38","slug":"mr-papaconstantinou","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.therandompoet.com\/poems\/2016\/09\/25\/mr-papaconstantinou\/","title":{"rendered":"Mr. Papaconstantinou"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Mr. Papaconstantinou, we all should know your name.<br \/>\nHear tell that you made history, and stopped a crooked game.<br \/>\nAs Minister of Finance, you said that Greece was broke.<br \/>\nThe finances of Greece you said, were just a sorry joke.<\/p>\n<p>So in a natural way, one thinks of Illinois.<br \/>\nIt burns through dough it doesn&#8217;t have, ignores the hoi polloi.<br \/>\nRanking last of 50 states, with great financial stress,<br \/>\nIllinois sure has the need, to exorcise the mess.<\/p>\n<p>There is of course a way &#8230; to save poor Illinois.<br \/>\nTo move up from the rank of 50 &#8230; rank 14 we might enjoy.<br \/>\nThere are 13 states in Greece, let&#8217;s add one more state.<br \/>\nIllinois would blend right in, ranked at 14 would look great.<\/p>\n<p>(The Random Poet:092316<br \/>\nwww.therandompoet.com)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mr. Papaconstantinou, we all should know your name. Hear tell that you made history, and stopped a crooked game. As &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.therandompoet.com\/poems\/2016\/09\/25\/mr-papaconstantinou\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Mr. Papaconstantinou<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-134","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-illinois-residents-only"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.therandompoet.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/134","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.therandompoet.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.therandompoet.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.therandompoet.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.therandompoet.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=134"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/www.therandompoet.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/134\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":539,"href":"https:\/\/www.therandompoet.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/134\/revisions\/539"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.therandompoet.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=134"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.therandompoet.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=134"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.therandompoet.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=134"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}